Moyda

Schnine

He's a pretty good guy

He's nice to his neighbors

You can count on him to buy your school candy bars

He's a real nice guy

He's always got the jumper cables

He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation

He's a good-hearted man

Volunteers at the library

He'll help you find a book on whales

He's a thoughtful man

Remembers your birthday

Says God bless you when you sneeze

But there's a problem

It's not your average problem

But it's a pretty big problem

His hobby is moyda

His hobby is moyda

He'll eat a hamboyga

Then commit moyda

He's a friendly guy

He waves to all the joggers

Children use his backyard as a short-cut

He's a real sweet guy

He always recycles

Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay

He's a great, great man

He'll sign your petition

Then proceed to compliment your new haircut

But there's a problem

It's not your average problem

But it's a pretty big problem

His hobby is moyda

His hobby is moyda

South of the boyda

He's wanted for moyda

Here he comes

Hey Larry, how ya doing?

How's the garden coming?

You know, it's interesting

I just read at the library

That you need to rotate the soil

To get real plump, read tomatoes

Oh, and one more thing

My hobby is moyda

Two, three, four

I'm a sick man

My hobby is moyda

My hobby is moyda

I'll eat a hamboyga

Then commit moyda

I never loiter

After committing the doity deed of moyda

Only Sigmund Freuda

Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda

Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder