The Beating of a High School Janitor

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."

Mop, mop, mop

All day long

Mop, mop, mop

While I sing this song

Gonna wax the floor

Gonna make it shine

Gonna take of the spray paint

With turpentine

"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"

"Hey!"

"Get offa me!"

"That's my bucket!"

"Let go of my side burns!"