The Cheerleader

Cheerleader: "Ok you guys, let's hear

Some spirit!"

Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,

We're out for vic-tor-why

- Yeah!"

Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"

Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game

Tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"

Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"

Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" "You think this is easy

Being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"

Guy: "Shut up!"

Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my

Senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my

Pom-poms with my own money."

Guy: "You suck!"

Cheerleader: "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm

Not gonna 'cause you

Guys don't appreciate anything."

Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate

My school!"

[Whining]

[Crowd cheering softly in background]

Guy: "We're sorry."

[Pause]

Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!"

Cheerleader: [Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No..."