The Mayor of Pussytown

Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies

ya'll ain't seen shit yet

eh yo man let em know

Oh yeah, guess who's back

it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack

don't care about cheddar or the paper chase

i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face

a straight up chicken shit

a pansy ass punk

If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk

while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses

I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses

Can't afford no rims my

my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it

I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes

back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times

I roll solo i ain't got no clue

i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo

afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark

i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park

denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts

my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips

when i step to the club feel free to stare me down

because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown

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When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv

slumped out on the couch so no one can see

unless I hear somebody knockin on my door

then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor

i've been a fuckin coward every day of my life,

that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife

i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble

i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble

when the shit goes down i make a break so fast

look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past

searchin for the sneakiest place to hide

straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride

slippin slidin, runnin hidin

you know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin

oh no here we go, out come the glocks

i take off so fast i pop out my socks

you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run

i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun

He clams up he shuts down

His pants he almost shits

He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits

well I had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her

i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder

i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight

hell i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night

I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive

don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch

never drank remy never delt crack

one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack

if you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room

just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom

naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there

the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair

but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt

i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out

i ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front

it's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt

freakin sneakin crawlin creepin

when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin

i'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side

when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise

fake nose fake wig fake beard

it all worked pretty good

sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent

and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker

now all you coward mother fuckers out there

walkin round with your head hangin low

just cause you ate one dick

just know

my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school

case closed

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