Old People Talk Loud

Old people talk loud WHAT?

Old people smell bad WHAT?

Old people walk slow WHAT?

Old people complain

They wouldn't know their names it it weren't on the check,

Tie up traffic in their Dodge Swingers,

Child proof caps are a problem with arthritis,

They're just too senile for anything else.

Old people talk loud WHAT?

Old people smell bad WHAT?

Old people walk slow WHAT?

Old people complain

Spend their golden years walking the dog

Get their foodstamps, buy Geritol,

Stay up late nights, pop Sominex,

You lived your lives why don't you just go die

Old people talk loud WHAT?

Old people smell bad WHAT?

Old people walk slow WHAT?

Old people complain