Yuppie

Yuppies are too healthy

They eat too much sushi

They make too much money

And waste it all on tootski

I hate yuppies, they're no good

Same old bullshit in a new suit

I hate yuppies, they're all bad

Sniveling little idiots

They make me mad

They have stock in BMW

They're buying all the condos

Late nights at the offices

Kiss up their bosses

Yuppies are all helpless

They're brain dead and useless

Their broker's E.F. Hutton

When they talk I don't listen