The Momur

Late last night

I was speaking with my wife

When she turned into a momur

Tried to put me uptight

I said "you don't scare me"

Then she let out a scream

That's when my heart started jumpin'

Like a broken t.v.

She was a momur and it was just like I told ya'

She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya'"

The very next morning

I was watching cartoons

When I thought I saw a momur

It was you know who

Well, she backed me in a corner

Tried to kill me with a broom

And shouted personal remarks

From across the living room

She was a momur and it was just like I told ya'

She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya'"

Late last night

I was speaking with my wife again

When she turned into a momur again

Tried to put me uptight again

She took me favorite guitar

And she smashed it on the floor

When she danced around on top of it,

I thought I might get sore

She was momur