I'm Ready

I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you

I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame

That shoot tombstone bullets... wearin' balls and chain

I'm drinkin' TNT... I'm smokin' dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you... I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair

I know you feels like I ain't nowhere

But stop what your doin' baby come overhere

I'll prove to you baby... that I ain't no square

Because I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you... I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before

I feel so good... I want you to know

One more drink... I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

'Cause I'm ready... ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you... I hope you're ready for me