Jimmy Hoffa Jokes

He's infinitely wise

But he infinitely lies

We're no longer just plain folks

No, we're old and sad and bored

And we're not funny anymore

We're like Jimmy Hoffa jokes

Well I couldn't do a thing

Couldn't even set the spring

Couldn't see you through the spokes

Now it's not exactly new

And so we're infinitely blue

We're like Jimmy Hoffa jokes

I appeal to my belief

Won't you put us on relief

So we'll know it's not a hoax

But we're barely worth the wait

We're just slightly out of date

We're like Jimmy Hoffa jokes