Labrador

Daisy, you

shouldn’t do the things you do

but you’re just so incapable of changing

you lie so well

I could never even tell

what were facts in your artful rearranging

But I came back for more

and you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in

cause I’m a Labrador

and I run

when the gun

drops the dove again

when we first met

I was glad to be your pet

like a Lab I once had that we called Maisie

but fetching sticks

was the best I had for tricks

you got bored

you got mad then you got crazy

But I came back for more

and you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in

cause I’m a Labrador

and I run

when the gun

drops the dove again

Daisy, daisy, give me your answer

daisy, daisy, do…

remember good old Maisie how she waited at the

stairs for you

Daisy, dear

I could almost shed a tear

but let’s shine in the time we have remaining

you’re a tough old gal

but a dog is just a pal

and believe me, my dear,

I’m not complaining

Cause I came back for more

cause I knew even you

did the best you could

And I’m a Labrador

and with me, you could see

it was understood

that I’d come back for more

cause I’m a Labrador

the loyal Labrador