What's Eatin' You

Her daddy's knockin at the bedroom door

Cocked and loaded with a .44

I got one in the hand and two in the bush

I'm in no mans land and it's a hell of a rush

I got just one wood six holes to play

Things ain't fair no, on this fairway

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

Yeah right

Mama's in the kitchen swingin' a date

With a new milkman and his best friend's mate oh yeah

The house is rockin' to the ground

Her daddy ain't happy no he's missin' out

I got just one wood six holes to play

Things ain't fair no, on this fairway

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

What’s eatin’ you

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me

Say you and you and me makes three

What's eatin’ you is eatin’ me