Texas Women

I've had some fond memories of San Angelo,

I've seen some Beauty Queens in El Paso.

Yeah, the best lookin' Women I've ever seen,

Have all been in Texas, and all wearin' jeans.

I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy,

And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men.

Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck,

And I live to love Texas Women.

Well, I thought I'd seen Beauty in Faraway Places,

'Till I looked upon those Dallas faces.

Spent Hollywood nights up in Beverly Hills,

But they weren't nothin' like one night down in BROWNSVILLE.

I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy,

And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men.

Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck,

And I live to love Texas Women.

I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex,

But I ain't seen nothin' that will touch 'em yet.

They may be from Waco, or out in Lampassas,

But one thing about it, they all have Nice Asses.

I'm a Country Plowboy, not a Urban Cowboy,

And I don't ride Bulls but I have fought some men.

Drive a pickup truck, trust in God and luck,

And I live to love Texas Women.

Yeah, I'm a football fan, not a soccer man,

And my arms are red and so is my blood.

And they make it boil with their soft Texas Drawl,

And I love 'em all, Texas Women...

Aha...