Lyrics Alaska Thunderfuck

Alaska Thunderfuck

Beard

Oh, It started long ago

With Jesus and the Pharisees

Straw, will spin to solid gold

Foretold in all the prophecies

You cant stop this

Try to top this

Beard will come to be revered

And feard through out the galaxy

A symbol of age and wisdome

The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species

But we welcom a new age

Where it's power can be weilded by the masculine or the feminine

Man or woman, or... BEARD

Behold the BEARD

The Power of the BEARD

Glory to the BEARD

Blessed be the...

Oh, its taking all control

This feelings got a hold on me

So wide, this freedom in my mind

This all consuming Exctasy

Come and take me

Scratch and scrape me

May it never be sheered

Posess me for eternity

Now is the moment we come together as one

Once fagmented we stand united

From the soil of our fears from the fruits of our enlightenment

Through our darkest opression we find our ultimate liberation

Long live the BEARD

Behold the BEARD

The Power of the BEARD

Glory to the BEARD

Blessed be the BEARD