Lyrics Alaska Thunderfuck

Alaska Thunderfuck

Cellulite

It's a nation of chubs

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It's a nation of chubs

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Heavy hitters, swingin' in the big leagues

Load a bases home run

Winning just by intrigue

Champions, the thickness overtakes you

Undefeated, can't be beat

The weight is just a breakthrough

Thickety thick, thick bitches to the rescue

Superpowers on that ass

Bitch don't make me test you

One by one, we're saving the earth

Jump on this train and succumb to the girth

Fuck your daddy issues I've got father trauma

You're messing 'round with boys

You don't need that drama

Come on over here and try that dad bod flavor

Slammin' you down changing your behavior

Class has started, school is in session

Spank me with the ruler, dad, and teach me a lesson

I cannot wait to feel the weight

Come crush me with that chunk, chunk

I think tonight that you should take the top bunk

Ah, you think that's funny

Uh, I want to dip it in honey

Body like that you'll be making some money

Got a ass so fat it got cellulite, honey

It's a nation of chubs

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It's a nation of chubs

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Henny, honey I'm dripping with the sweetness

Of Winnie the Pooh bear makes me weak in the knees sis

Seven-layer hot fudge decadent cake

My legs are praying in the air, for heaven's sake

Snap me like a Kit Kat give me break

Dive in head first and swim in Darienne's lake

I'm a motherfucking witch, burn my pussy at the stake

Treat my pussy like a Trixie and fuck it with a rake

We're living in a culture that's bombarded by the magazines

But you know you're worshipping the thickness from behind the scenes

Fuck a fat shamer want to finish my fries?

Acting like you don't want to get up in them thighs

Put that body in the light it don't need a disguise

Color me a minus I'm attracted to the plus size

Ah, you think that's funny

Uh, I want to dip it in honey

Body like that you'll be making some money

Got a ass so fat it got cellulite, honey

It's a nation of chubs

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It's a nation of chubs

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Ooh, I'm fat

Ooh yeah, I said it with an 'f' and a 'ph' and a jiggle in my belly

Shaking my weight all the way to the bank

Thick life dreaming 'bout my chubby chunks when you wank

Dipping sauce, that's my weakness

Taste every flavor, love it when you eat this

Cottage cheese thighs, more like a cheese platter

Dairy free, but Miss cheesecake Mary matters

No pants, let this body loose

I only fuck with dudes who weigh more than you

'Bout the bare necessities, you can break a sweat with me

Grab my love handles and we could be in ecstasy

Fatness is my strength, thunder thighs galore

Chunkita give you fever when I stomp and shake the floor

Shape is what I like, heft is what I need

If you thick where it counts

It'll get me on my knees

It's a nation of chubs

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It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

Turning dom tops into subs

It's a nation of chubs

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