Slaytina

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Commencing Dragulation

In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Introducing a new model

Comprised of the best elements

Of Dragoons the world over

The 7 billion dollar woman

Better, faster, stronger

Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls

With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini

A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki

I give you... Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity

Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi

Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram

Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny

Featuring fish resin extracted from the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet

Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined

Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven

Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!

Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews

Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez

Installed by Jiggly Caliente's personal Oral Surgeon

With cooter-slam enabled hip joints stolen from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova

I give you..

I give you..

Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Slaytina!

Slaytina!