Ain't That Just Like A Woman

There was Adam, happy as a man could be

Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree

Ain't that just like a woman?

Yeah, ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time

Lot took his wife down to the cornerstore for a malted

She wouldn't mind her business, boy did she get salted

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Yeah, that's just like a woman, they'll do it every time

Samson thought Delilah was on the square

Till one night she clipped him for all his hair

Ain't that just like a woman?

Yes, that's just like a woman

Ain't that just like a woman?

They'll do it every time, sure will

From our history books we all learned

That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned

Ain't that just like a woman?

Hey, just like a woman?

That's just like a woman?

They'll do it every time

Marie Antoinette met

Some hungry cats at the gate

They was crying for bread

She said, "Let them eat cake"

Ain't that just like a woman?

Ain't that just like a woman?

Yeah, that's just like a woman?

They'll do it every time, I'm sure will

You can buy a woman clothes

And give her money on the side

No matter what you do

She ain't never satisfied

It's just like a woman?

That's just like a woman?

It's just like a woman?

Many, they'll do it every time