Cold Ethyl

One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss

We met last night making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing

No lie

Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie

She's cool in bed

Well she oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

Come on Cold Ethyl

Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true

Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you

And everything is my way

Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

Come here Cold Ethyl

What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl

Cold Cold Ethyl

If I live 'til ninety-seven

You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven

'Cause you're cool

You're ice

Cold Ethyl

You're my paradise