Lyrics Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper

The Congregation

Now you're here, so have no fear

I'm just your friendly guide

So come along 'cause you belong

You joined us when you died

From your birth until your final breath,

I'm proud to say you finally

Entertained yourself to death

Welcome to the congregation

(Hey, hey)

I hope we meet your expectation

(Hey, ho)

A little tiny pinch of deviation

We understand what you had planned

Goes by another name

Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring,

Well, isn't that a shame?

Your application sadly was denied

But let's be clear, we love you here

You're on the other side

Welcome to the congregation

(Hey, hey)

I hope we meet your expectation

(Hey, ho)

We promise it won't stain your reputation

Ah, if you can see over here,

The Broken Glass Chamber of

The boys from Wall Street

Let's hear it for the boys

And here in the eternal mariachi room

Above the eve marked "Priest" and "Telemarketers"

To the fiery pit of boiling death

The lawyers, pimps and mimes

Welcome to the congregation

(Hey, ho)

Welcome to the congregation

(Hey, ho)

Welcome to the congregation

(Hey, ho)

I hope we meet your expectation

(Hey, ho)

So thanks for dropping by here

We're really gonna try here

But in the end, you know you're gonna fry…

Fry, fry here

(Hey, ho, hey)

Uh, excuse me, sir,

Is there a bathroom here?