New Jersey Exit

Yeah, Due to acne

Due to heavy metal

Due to Fred and Barney, Wilma and Pebbles

New Jersey Exit

Suzy's got the flu

Well, maybe this will clear up her sinuses

She's got nothing better to do.

Your kids are having a gas

(In the garage)Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah, Hah!

Daddy comes home

To the kiddie circus

Charlie, get out of that car

Sorry, Daddy got rigor mortis.

What's the use, anyway?

If something's pretty much dead,

You might as well shoot it.

What will this do to car insurance?

How 'bout the family unit?

Seven at a time

Death extravaganza

Little Joe and Hoss

Never did this on Bonanza

Your kids are having a gas

(In the garage)Your kids are getting gassed.