The Unbirthday Song

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,

one birthday ev'ry year.

But there are three

hundred and sixty four

unbirthdays.

That is why we're gathered here to cheer.

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.

A very merry unbirthday to you,

Now blow the candles out my dear

And make your wish come true

A very merry unbirthday to you