Stuff The Turkey

that's bootiful!

boo-boo-bootiful!

have you ever wondered

why santa's cheeks

are ruby red?

he's not jolly

he's off his head.

pull a cracker

pull up a chair

have some of this

it will remove your hair.

stuff the turkey

it's no time to fast

enjoy this christmas

it might be your last.

let's make this christmas

one to remember

let's stay drunk

from january

till december.

i'll stuff your stockings

with passion fruit

loosen your tie

get outta that suit.

stuff the turkey

it's no time to fast

enjoy this christmas

it might be your last.

(heavy bit)

it only comes

but once a year

stop drinking coffee

and have a beer.

pull a cracker

pull up a chair

no time to be sober

just one long bender!

stuff the turkey

stuff the turkey

it's no time to fast

enjoy this christmas

it might be your last.

stuff the turkey

stuff the turkey

stuff the turkey

stuff the turkey

stuff the turkey

stuff the turkey