Wish I Woz A Dog

Never do a days work

I never have a wash

Never a suit

I got no need to be posh

K-k-kkeep your lampost shiny and bright...

Stop, look and LISTEN!

Never do a days work,

never have to wash,

never wear a suit...

I got no need to be posh.

Keep your lamp post shiny and bright,

cause there ain't no day,

and there ain't no night.

I wish I woz a dog.

Basterised conception,

Dogs in a line

You make the rules

Well that's just fine.

I wish I woz a dog.

So you wanna die...

Yea you're gonna die...

Who's been sleeping in my brain

I gotta get back to what I know...

I wish I woz a dog

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Die..di..di..de..dit..da..

Listen all you people

to the north, south, east and west.

Listen to your dog.

He knows best.