Al N Yetta

Al n' Yetta always sit togedda

Watching TV every single night

Munching popcorn from a dish

While observing Dorothy Gish

(Dorothy Gish)

Dorothy Gish

(What a dish)

What a dish

Ohh

Al n' Yetta couldn't have it betta

Their TV set has remote control

So they both can stay in bed

With Frankenstein and Mister Ed

(Mister Ed)

Stay in bed

(Dorothy Gish)

What a dish

Ohh

Al n' Yetta, fans of Art Linkletta

And they love to sing along with Mitch

They just found in TV Guide

Reruns of December Bride

(December Bride)

TV Guide

(Mister Ed)

Stay in bed

(Dorothy Gish)

What a dish

Ohh

They're big fans of Gunsmoke and Bonanza

And Ben Casey and Doctor Jim Kildaire

And third reruns of Millionaire

And fourth reruns of Yogi Bear

(Millionaire)

Yogi Bear

(December Bride)

TV Guide

(Mister Ed)

Stay in bed

(Dorothy Gish)

What a dish

Ohh

Al n' Yetta love to watch Loretta

When she enters through her fancy door

They just love The Real McCoys

Walter Cronkite and The Bowery Boys

(Bowery Boys)

Real McCoys

(Millionaire)

Yogi Bear

(December Bride)

TV Guide

(Mister Ed)

Stay in bed

(Dorothy Gish)

What a dish

Ohh

Al got wrinkly, watching Huntley-Brinkley

And College Bowl on Sunday afternoons

While they both watch Meet The Press

Yetta yearns for Elliott Ness

(Elliott Ness)

Meet The Press

(Bowery Boys)

Real McCoys

(Millionaire)

Yogi Bear

(December Bride)

TV Guide

(Mister Ed)

Stay in bed

(Dorothy Gish)

What a dish

Ohh

Al n' Yetta watched an operetta

Leonard Bernstein told them what they saw

They both shouted, "Hail Bernstein!"

Then they switched to What's My Line

(Hail Bernstein)

What's My Line

(Elliott Ness)

Meet The Press

(Bowery Boys)

Real McCoys

(Millionaire)

Yogi Bear

(December Bride)

TV Guide

(Mister Ed)

Stay in bed

(Dorothy Gish)

What a dish

Ohh

Al told Yetta something that upsetta

He said, "Dear, our picture tube has blown"

Yetta answered, "Woe is me

For tonight we shall not see"

"(Hail Bernstein)

What's My Line

(Elliott Ness)

Meet The Press

(Bowery Boys)

Real McCoys

(Millionaire)

Yogi Bear"

"(December Bride)

TV Guide

(Mister Ed)

Stay in bed

(Dorothy Gish)

What a dish

Ohh"

Al n' Yetta's television set