Headaches

Headaches, headaches

Aspirin commercials give me headaches

Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please

That's when they show me all my sinus cavities

Headaches, headaches

Those sponsors don't care how my head aches

See that announcer, he looks so fine

His head should ache like mine

Headaches, headaches

Those pounding hammers give me headaches

They say it once and then they say again

Oh tension, pressure, pain, oh tension, pressure, pain

Headaches, headaches

Those sponsors love it when my head aches

Mother, don't hand me those pills from the shelf

I'd rather do it myself

(Mommy, can't you keep Daddy's car out of the driveway?!)

Headaches, headaches

Those sponsors love it when my head aches

There is one remedy that's unsurpassed

And their commercials give me headaches "fast, fast, fast"

Headaches, headaches

Aspirin commercials give me headaches

Today I swallowed the best cure yet

I ate my TV set