If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're cozy and clinging

Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed tonight

That's the way I've just gotta behave

Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light and if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing

Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs

And if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding

Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson, we're learning

Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bridge I'd be burning

Well, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you looked

Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack and if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel, ask me now that we're finally caressing

If I were a salad I'd surely be splashing my dressing

And if I were a season, I'd surely be spring

And if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding