Love Song

I like telling dirty jokes

And I like smoking crystal meth

But darling I love you

And I like laughing at retards

And I like throwing rocks at dogs

But darling I love you

I love you like the moon and stars

When little kids get hit by cars

Girl you know its true

Darling, I love you

I've been tryin' to move on

Since you left, since you've been gone

But it's so hard on me

Talked to a girl in first hour

Bought her a CD, bought her a flower

But she's a stupid cunt

But I'll take anything

And I'll take anyone

I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun

I'll take a whore with syphilis, and gonorrhea too

But darling, I love you