My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, un-photographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

Don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

Don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day