Bless My Heart

Well listen here honey, I know you mean well

But that Southern drawl don't cover up the smell

Of your sweet little goody-good spoiled rotten daddy's girl act

Your two-faced trash-talkin' tongue might as well be an axe

'Cause you cut down anything you don't understand

Anybody who interferes with your plans of

Riding that high horse on to victory

I know you ain't that blonde so don't you play dumb with me

You'd knock a girl down so you can feel tall

You'd burn Cinderella's dress so you can feel like the hottest girl at the ball

You're a beauty mark on the human race

And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face

It's evolution, honey, in case you didn't know

The more you learn the more you grow

When you're living in a bubble you can bet that it's bound to burst

You're gonna pay for every time you didn't put the greater good first

You'd knock a girl down so you can feel tall

You'd burn Cinderella's dress so you can feel like the hottest girl at the ball

You're a beauty mark on the human race

And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face

Yo-da-ley (8x)

Judge not lest you be judged

Kindness and love are what pretty girls are made of

But you'd knock a girl down so you can feel tall

You'd burn Cinderella's dress so you can feel like the hottest girl at the ball

You're a beauty mark on the human race

And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face

If you bless my heart I'll slap your face