Are You A Square?

Where were you back in '72

Was David Bowie the man for you

You died your hair blue

And then you painted your dick

Well all you boys really make me sick

Are you a square

What's the length of your hair

Are you a nerd

Or just a power pop turd

Are you a wimp

A power pop simp

Does the sound of loud guitars

Make your dick go limp

Thought you were hip back in '72 man

You were a joke now the joke's on you

Are you a square

What's the length of your hair

Are you a nerd

Or just a power pop turd

Are you a square

Are you a square

All trends now have come and gone

But all you squares

Sing the same old song

One year it's fagots

The next year it's punks

Well you wear the same clothes

You snort the same junk

You think that you're hip

But you'll never be cool

So why don't you squares just

DROP DEAD BABY

Are you a square

What's the length of your hair

Are you a nerd

Or just a power pop turd

Are you a square

Are you a square