Why Oh Why (Why, Why, Why)

Why oh why why?

Why why why?

Because because because

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Why does a camel drink water?

Why why why?

Because a camel gets thirsty just like you and me

And everybody else does

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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?

Why why why?

Because a mouse's stomach isn't big enough to hold a streetcar

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Why can't a cow have kittens?

Why why why?

Because well um God

Because cows have little calves

And cats have little kittens

And besides dear it's easier that way

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Why won't you answer my questions?

Why why why?

Because I don't know the answers

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