If That Ain't Country

Crank it

Where she grew up there ain't no roads

Out in the sticks where the ginseng grows

She's float down the river to get to school

Then her daddy come get her on an old pack mule

She ran back and forth shed to shack

Checkin' on the moonshine brewin' out back

If you don't get the picture by now

Then wait a minute

She got a Bible, she's born again

She got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin

She got rebel rousin' rowdy friends singin'

Oh, oh, oh

She got a Trans Am with a trailer hitch

She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks

Goes honky tonkin' just for kicks

If that ain't country, I don't know what is

She plants fifty acres with seed and a hoe

Come Fall you get lost in the tall corn rows

Don't need no phone where she come from

She just holler down the mountain and the boys all run fast

You might see her truck rollin' out of the woods

With a 12 point buck laid across the hoods

If you don't get the picture by now

Then wait a minute

She got a Bible, she's born again

She got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin

She got rebel rousin' rowdy friends singin'

Oh, oh, oh

She got a Trans Am with a trailer hitch

She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks

Goes honky tonkin' just for kicks

If that ain't country, I don't know what is

If you don't get the picture by now

Then wait a minute

She got a Bible, she's born again

She got a shotgun, she ain't afraid of sin

She got rebel rousin' rowdy friends singin'

Oh, oh, oh

She got a Trans Am with a trailer hitch

She got horses, cows and Dixie Chicks

Goes honky tonkin' just for kicks

If that ain't country, I don't know what is

I don't know what is

I don't know what

I don't know what is