Landlord Is a Wanker

There is a pub

in tumbridge wells

Where the landlord is

a wanker

yes he has a girl

she dont notice me

and i dont understand what she sees in him

no i dont understand what she sees in him

cause hes a wanker

the landlord is a fuckin wanker

the landlord is a fuckin wanker

the landlord is a wanker

she looks good

but she dont like me

she thinks im rather dirty

and ugly

she is nice

oh whats she doing with him

if she was my girl

id give her what for

i dont understand

what she sees in him

cause hes a wanker

the landlord is a fuckin wanker

the landlord is a fucking wanker

the landlord is a fucking wanker

what a cunt!

but hes a wanker

the landlord is a fucking wanker x14

hes also a fucking cunt!