Rommy's Pants

Jean Pierre was a fashion designer

And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer

'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall, that's it

John Pierre took her out to the movies

And John Pierre loved the way she said groovy

And soon before he knew it, Jean Pierre was in love

They were takin' it way too slow

Jean Pierre was ready to blow

Just lookin' at Rommy's Pants

You can take France out of the lover

But not the lover out of France

So Jean Pierre took his love to the river

And Jean Pierre hoped she let him get in her

And Jean Pierre did what any red-blooded fashion designer would do

He ran his hands down her back to her butt

Just like a straight guy would

And he thought to himself, "Oh, American ass...

Now I know what McDonald's is all about, mm hmm"

(Insert freestyle french here

Something about a banana

Oh, oui...And another banana...

I cannot type French

If you can, please leave it in a comment

And I will add it.)

Jean Pierre was a fashion designer

And Jean Pierre couldn't feel any finer

'Cause all he needed was a fresh look for fall

All he needed was a fresh look for fall

All he needed was a fresh look for that, that's it

Oui, oui, oui.