Two Left Feet

You retreat, I advance

You cry on graves while I dance

You will ebb, and I will flow

I'm so sure about you, you don't know

The more I love you, the more you stray

The more I hate you, the more you come for me

Dance like this, dance like that

Oh, love me, love me, love me like a baseball bat

But the music sounds so sweet

Yeah, the music comes so easy, easy

Why can't we? C'mon, count me in

C'mon, let's play it again

Now I retreat, you advance

Goddamn, this goddamn dance

Lover, how I miss you so

Oh, I wish I never would've let you go

I wish I never would've let you go

'Cause the music sounds so sweet

Yeah, the music comes so easy, easy

Why can't we? C'mon, count me in

C'mon, let's play it again

What do you want, he said all coy

Some kind of boy toy? Some kind of boy toy?

'Cause the music sounds so sweet

Yeah, the music comes so easy, easy

Why can't we? C'mon, count me in

C'mon, let's play it again

Two broken birds, you say, we're two left feet

Now take your coat off and make a mess of me

So I've got a broken heart, so what

It's a heart you could start

Yeah, it's a heart you could start

So shut up, shut up, shut up