The Shy Retirer

Another blowhead disco

Another sniff of romance I'll forget

We promised to ourselves before we came out

We'd do somethin' we regret

These people are your friends

This cunted circus never ends

I won't remember anythin' you say

I lost my social skills a while ago

But now I feel them comin' back

My eyes were rollin' when we met

And now they are preparing for attack

I want to fall in love tonight

And for the perfect unbreakable bond

You can be my teenage Jenny Agutter

Swimmin' naked in a pond

You know I'm always moanin'

But you jumpstart my serotonin

But how d'you know you've ever really loved?

But when I feel like this I know it doesn't matter

When I eat when I'm not hungry I sure I feel my face get fatter

Then I thin out every weekend and I think that she might want me

But I always slip off on my own 'cause

I let those feelings haunt me

They control me but tonight I'm lettin' go

You're more then just a photo album

You're more than what some people let you know

And if we ever make it home

I'll tell you all the things that shaped me thus

Something forged in a phonebox

But lost in a restaurant we've got so much to discuss

Here have you tried the blue ones?

I hear he's got some new ones

Sleep is not an option tonight

Look at us just standin' still

Look at them just pose and pout

And we'll all be standin' here

Until the pigs chuck us out