Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair

Break a mirror

Roll the dice

Run with scissors

Through a chip pan fire fight

Go into business with a grizzly bear

But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Find a well known hardman

And start a fight

Wear your shell suit

On bonfire night

Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square

But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah (2x)

Bite the lightning

And tell me how it tastes

Kung Fu fighting

On your roller skates

Do the macarena in the devils lair

But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair

Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah (3x)