Jules Lost His Jewels

C'est la vie, C'est la vie

Comme ci, comme ca

Alright, alright

I named him Jules

He stole my baby then he stole my heart

I knew that he was a tiger

Right from the start

She plays rough with him

'Cause he's her ragamuffin, oh yeah

She played hard but then he got harder

She kicked his head,

That's when he got out on her

I said to Jules, "Just 'cause you're a cat

Don't mean you ain't a man"

"Just 'cause you're a man

Don't mean every pussy need a dad"

"Can't have you cream on my girl,

Find another dealer to pawn off your pearls"

Jules lost his jewels

When he came up pearls,

They took his manhood

Jules lost his jewels

When he turned 18,

Moved down to West Hollywood

Jules lost his jewels

When he came up pearls,

They took his manhood

Jules lost his jewels

When he came up pearls,

They went to go back to West Hollywood

C'est la vie, C'est la vie,

Comme ci, comme ca

Alright, alright, c'mon

Jules made a mess

On my baby's dress late last night

Pumpin' up 'n' down with every whimpering sound,

Well oh my!

She shook her knee and woke me up, said "that

Sick little brat's got my leg in a hump,

Well alright"

I pulled on his socks, pinned him down on his back said,

"How does that feel?"

Then he sprayed on my lap, no!

Jules lost his jewels

When he came up pearls,

They took his manhood

Jules lost his jewels

When he turned 18,

Moved down to West Hollywood

Jules lost his jewels

When came up pearls,

They took his manhood

Jules lost his jewels

When he turned 18,

Moved down to West Hollywood

C'est la vie, c'est la vie,

Comme ci, comme ca

C'est la vie, c'est la vie

Comme ci