Sexual Athletics

They call it sexual athletics

It doesn't rhyme with anything

That's why I'm the sex king

Sex king on a velvet swing

Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland

To come along and knock upon my door

If I'm who you were waiting for

Cause I'm a sexual athlete

Yeah, that's right

I'm a sexual athlete

I'm sweet

Eat raw meat

Don't admit to defeat

Some say it's bittersweet

Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L

Sexual uh Sexual uh

Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L

Sexual uh Sexual uh

What kinda sex are you talkin' about

It's time that we scream and shout

(Hey!)

Let's go to the emotional Olympics!

(Boo!)

Ok

Sexual ugh

Sexual athletics, sexual athletics

Sexual diversion, don't call it perversion

And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life

But she's too sexual

Sexual athletics for the lucky ones