Dr Slumber's Eternity Home

"Lifespan WacksoHackso Corporation has fresh applications for psychological hickups. People now choose more drastixx than ever before. Time has lost too much money. Geography changes on the scale of Richter...Ageless, pointless, aimless, hopeless? Oh... must leave scace for sponsors. No appointments necessary...the doctor is IN."

All bets are off, the game is over

Your hand's been played now.

Rien ne va plus

You've had enough,

Time to leave your cares behind

Leave it to us,

We're ready for you

You've reached the end,

The final closure

Nothing to plan or worry about

Round up your friends,

Time has come to say goodbye

You're coming in,

You're checking out

At Dr Slumber's Eternity Home

No, you don't have to go alone

At Dr Slumber's Eternity Home

There'll be no pain

You won't complain

Never again

Our expert team is here

To serve you

Once you arrive,

You're here to stay

Sleep your last sleep.

Time to answer your last call

We're overcrowded anyway.