I Love Everyone

Woah, oh, oh

Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh

I used to be an altar boy

And every Sunday I'd go to church

And I'd get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields

And I swore some day I'd kill him

Break in his house and kill his mom

His cat, his dad, his dog

But I'm over that now, I'm mature

If the bombs fall, I'll catch them

I love everyone

If the bombs fall, I'll catch them

I love everyone

There's a record store called Salzers

I applied there twice for a part time job

And each time that I did, well they turned me down

And I swore some day I'd go back, burn it down

And watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire

But I'm over that now, it's the new me

If the bombs fall, I'll catch them

I love everyone

If the bombs fall, I'll catch them

I love everyone

Woah, oh, oh

Woah, oh, oh

SOMEDAY THE SKY WILL OPEN!

All these vengeful fantasies couldn't possibly be true

But these are desperate times, I'm a desperate man

And I'll see you on the news

If the bombs fall, I'll catch them

I love everyone

If the bombs fall, I'll catch them

I love everyone

Woah, oh, oh

Woah, oh, oh

I love everyone