Llama in My Living Room

My neighbour's knocking and I open carefully

He looks a bit like Ron Jeremy

He's screaming at me "damn you little Albatraoz!"

While he smaells like chips and calvadaoz

He said what the hell is going on

What is the goddamn growl?

That ain't no sound of Rock 'n' Roll

I said I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show

That might be good for you to know

So I brought him inside

Don't know why

But then suddenly he just passed out

I thought well alright

Can't deny

That I got a llama in my living room

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I saw my little neighbour shaking on the floor

I never seen a man like that before

He didn't even make it through my kitchen door

He must have thought it was a dinosaur

Then he opened up his eyes screaming "I'mma kill that thing!"

Then his big arm started to swing

I tried to calm him down, told him take it easy now

It's just my llama named Chow Chow

Then he raced up, he said "what?"

I said I'm sorry but I just can't stop

Now you know what

What I got

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