Millionaire

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Don't worry now just take your time

You have your water, your wife, plus three life lines

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Get it right and for sure you'll be proud

And if you need help you can even ask the heads in the crowd

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Questions like these can take for weeks

But for 30 seconds you can call one of your peeps

Who wants to be a millionaire?

But get it wrong, and you'll lose your cash

So I advise you, split the answer half and half

What up playas and playettes, and studio audience guests?

You tuned into the show that got you thinkin for the dough

One million in cash if the right answer match

You can spend it in the clubs or save it in a stash

Our first contestant:

Worf outta borath

Who hate half ass niggaz, he spit a lot so build a raft

Contestant number two:

I'm mister quiles from the bronx

Where rap first got its props and street kids open barber shops

Our third contestant:

From Bushwick Brooklyn, better known as Crooklyn

Swel boogie, he'll keep you Lookin

Well then, now that we met our three contestants

Sit your stink ass down and get ready for the first question!

Complete the phrase:

If you want to join the crew, you must see me, you can't sound like..

Stan & Paulie?

Shan & Marley?

Abraham & Correy?

Capone-n-nore?

Who'll answer it for me?

Is it Shan & Marley?

Good guessing, next question!

Which one of these choices make it harder to walk the block:

Is it a) the liquor shop?

B) dealers lacin the red top?

C) closin the weed spot?

D) the beast with black glocks, that rock knots

Claimin they heard shots, makin it more hot?

I'd say: d) the beast, watch ol' flatfoot walk the streets

Whoop whoop, pull over that's the sound of da police

Is that your final answer?

Yes y'all!

Correct! now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect

What was rakim before he became what he is today?

Is it a) mc?

B) be-boy?

C) graff head?

Or d) dj?

I think it's: c) graff head, before becomin a microphone fiend

He tagged with jungle green, that's what the magazine said

Now is that your final answer?

Yes y'all!

Correct! now lets take it up a notch for more loot to collect

Which dress possess the best breast:

Dolly parton in a cowboy vest?

Tyra banks in stretch?

Lisa lisa in sweats?

Or lil' kim at the grammys, showin half of her chest?

What's gonna be your guess, now wait, take a minute to invest

Who needs a minute when we know it's lisa lisa

Bonita freaky latina, if you're watchin I want to meet ya

Is that your final answer?

Yes y'all!

Correct! now lets take it up a notch with some more loot to collect

It seems like these contestants are on the right track

So after these messages we'll be right back!

We'd like to thank our sponsors, without them we wouldn't be here

Now back to our contestants on who wants to be a millionaire

Which of these would correct for the smell in a project building:

Is it a) dirty diapers?

B) pissin on the wall?

C) beer on the floor?

D) blunt smoke in the hall?

Can I choose all, one out of four is a little tricky to call

But I believe it's: b)

Why?

My stair case is like a stall with my moms lockin me out

And I'm drunk pissin in corridors

Now is that your final answer?

Yes y'all!

Correct! now lets take it up a notch with more loot to collect

Darth Vader is the father of this guy, here's a sample:

Is it Luke Skywalker?

Luke perry?

Groovy lou?

Or Luther Campbell?

I'll use one of my life lines

This money's for my daughter

Okay, the heads is sayin it's Luke Skywalker

Is that your final answer?

Yes y'all!

Correct! now lets take it up a notch with more cash to collect

What's the best way to get on:

Is it a) soundin like them?

B) throw money on tables?

C) gettin it in the anal?

Or is it d) start up your own label, nurture it from the cradle

Back and forth to sacrifice but be always willin and able?

Life line, quick! what's the answer? the choice is on the table

Who better than do it yourself

I'd say: start your own label

Is that your final answer?

Yes y'all!

Correct! now lets pick it up a notch with more dough to collect

That sound indicates that we have ran out of time

So tune in next week when we continue to climb

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Don't worry now just take your time

You have your water, your wife, plus three life lines

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Get it right and for sure you'll be proud

And if you need help you can even ask the heads in the crowd

Who wants to be a millionaire?

Questions like these can take for weeks

But for 30 seconds you can call one of your peeps

Who wants to be a millionaire?

But get it wrong, and you'll lose your cash

So I advise you, split the answer half and half

Who wants to be a millionaire?