Lakeside

I said, hey, do you remember

Where we used to sit?

All them summer rubber-necks kept coming

To panel-van street

We just yacht club dancing, city girls were rich

I'm going to sneak out my window at four in the morning

Going to meet them on the beach

Lakeside, lakeside, lakeside

Steal away, hide away

Lakeside, lakeside, lakeside

I just can't wait, I just can't wait

I got a terrific Torana

A green hand going to wave bye-bye

I got a C.B. shuffle and a dashboard muffle

Pilot's twitch my eye

I've seen them from the mallway, supermarket spy

From the frozen goods section, the delicatessen

I've seen them racing by

They're going to wallow in the shallows

Great puce hippo

Bar-b-que and blubber

Please don't show, please don't show

They're going to steal my sand space

Out where the comperes go

You shoulda seen 'em bathers!

No hero, no hero

I said, hey, do you remember

Going cruising for a nude?

Spot-pickin'em, sand kicken'em

All the lousy and the lewd