Failed Suicide Club

Step one, don’t kill yourself

Step two, don’t do yourself in

Step three, don’t play with knives

Step four, don’t trust anyone

When you’re kicked around and knocked down

And you’ve got nothing left to give

And you can’t breathe, and you can’t hear yourself think

Climb up on your box, take the rope down from the beam

Baby wake up, it’s not a dream

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

At the failed suicide club

Sitting in a circle, crying…

Step five, stay alive

Step six, get a quick fix

Step seven, don’t go to heaven

Step eight, just wait

When you’re put down like a little kid

And you’ve got nowhere to live

And you wanna go, but your feet stick to the floor

Come back from the edge, put your shoes back on

Baby come here, it’s our song

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

At the failed suicide club

Sitting in a circle, smiling

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

At the failed suicide club

Sitting in a circle, smiling

Step nine, put the bomb down

Step ten, put your clothes on

Step eleven, let’s find love

Step twelve…at the club

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

At the failed suicide club

Sitting in a circle, smiling

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

At the failed suicide club

Sitting in a circle, smiling

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

Yes you’ve made it, you’re here

At the failed suicide club

Sitting in a circle, smiling...

Smiling.