She Only Loves Me When I'm There

Guildford, Guildford holy mother of

Hell and Jesus in the architraves

Waiting, waiting, comes to take all my misery away, at least for now

Kelvin ghetto homie figure

We can work it out

(1, 2, 3, 4)

It must be 5 years ago now

Skulking home one public holiday

Eighteen, eighteen, baby brains

Got the nervous twitching algorithms right beneath the trees

Yeah, I half expect her knuckles now to bring me to my knees

If she wants this to be

She'll have to see the things I have had to see

Maybe she would know

Maybe she would care

She only loves me when I'm there

It must be five years ago now

My trimester public holiday

Eighteen crack these oysters open

She can be forgiven but she doesn't go away

Yeah, see her on the bus, man, see her everyday

If she wants this to be

She'll have to see the things I have had to see

Maybe she would know

Maybe she would care

She only loves me when I'm there

I don't want to live like this anymore, kid

I don't want to live like this anymore

(2, 3, 4)

She only loves me when I'm there [x2]

Nervous twitching algorithms right beneath the trees

Yeah half expecting knuckles now to bring me to my knees