Noddy

Bang! there goes another cup

I guess I ran out of luck today

'Cos my parents are fighting anyway

Bang! there goes another plate

I guess my mummy was home too late

And now they're screaming their lungs out

And I'm crying my eyes out

But there's Noddy on the wall

He understands it all

He winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine

There's Noddy on the wall

And he understands it all

He winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine

Bang! there goes another cup

I guess I ran out of luck today

'Cos my parents are fighting anyway

Bang! there goes another tool

I didn't do well enough at school

And now they're screaming their lungs out

And I'm crying my eyes out

But there's Noddy on the wall

He understands it all

He winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine

There's Noddy on the wall

Unreplacable

He winks at me...

There I am off to Toyland

My red suitcase in my hand

The bus stops and the driver smiles at me

Says his bus goes somewhere else

''But hey, little girl, what will your parents say,

They'll miss you when you're gone''

He goes off to a phonebox

And 5 minutes later

My parents are speeding up the highway

Bang! I hear the car-window burst

'Cos they're fighting on who'll get out first

And then they order me to get in

Whaps! My dad slaps me in the face

Says I'm a disgrace for the human race

And now they're screaming their lungs out

And I'm crying my eyes out

There's Noddy on the wall

And he understands it all

But he hits me hard and says:

''Don't you ever leave me again,

My dear friend''