Make My Day

Michael Stipe - sissy whining tart

Fucking Phil Collins - the pent-up fart

Stevie Wonder seems way too glad

Gary Moore is not bluesy but sad

Amstrong, Leblanc and the doped detour

Sorry Stephen King - there ain't no cure

Michael Jackson's too kind to the kids

DJ Ötzi fucking swindler bitch

NO EXCUSE IS THE GAME TONIGHT

NO FUCKING REASONS - JUST ANNOY AND IGNITE

Delivering a genuine reason to cry

Make my day - go ahead and die

Britney's Beers - show us your clit

Claudia Schiffer - because you're not worth it

Ewan McGregor don't deserve the force

Céline Dion's got the face of a horse

No more surgery for Little Richard

Osama – where've you Bin? – you fucking coward

Dieter Bolen is a popstar fool

Bill Gates needs a new hairdo

Bob Geldorf - self-righteous Santa

Axl Rose and his ugly bandana

Germany's national football team

Play like shit - but they always win

Hairball Nickleback - epic cry-baby

Steve Martin - where's the fun gone lately

Jimmy Page could have been eternally all right

If not for Puff Daddy - the fucking parasite