7 8 9

1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7

6 is afraid of 7 'cause 7 ate 9

9 was minding his business

Talking to 10 about Gordy Howe's clothes

Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10

What about 9?

7 ate 9

Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now

Ronaldo will have to make do

Ever since 7 ate 9 it seems

I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too

7 ate 9

Once upon a time in our solar system

We couldn't make do without 9

But Pluto's not a planet now

So 8 will do fine

Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now

The Chinese will be out of luck

Vampires will have to think of some other method

'Cause without their K 9's how will they suck?

7 ate 9

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10

What about 9?

7 ate 9, 7 ate 9, 7 ate 9

Oh, 7 ate 9