A

A is for angry, which is what you are at me

A is for adult, which is what I'll never be

A is for applesauce, my favorite meal

A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;

Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I've forgotten what that's worth

A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk

A M & Azing, like Thelonius Monk

A is for argument, A is for apparent

A is for antagonism that's not even there and

it's just you begging for attention or something I won't even mention

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And I don't even know why you keep on trying

Like I don't even know why I keep on lying

There are millions of people in worlds of their own

And two of them can't let go

A is for algebra, I learned it in school

A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool

A is for adversary, A is for affection

A is arousal, you are giving me an erection

C'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour

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I met a woman I used to know

Long before you, long ago

All I could say, after hello

Was "are you still single?"

A is for attitude I can't help but wield

A is for arrogance; emotional shield

A is for acting, A is for abhorrently

A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me.

I owe you an apology I'm sorry

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