Lyrics Barenaked Ladies

Barenaked Ladies

Food Party

Food party, food party

Food party, food party

Food party, food party

Food party, food party party tonight yeah!

Hey, great party!

Oh yeah, everybody's here!

Oh yeah, good to see you guys

Yeah, thanks for coming

By the way I'm Sweet

I'm like a chocolaty treat

Sweet, can I get you guys anything?

You can get me a lemon 'cause I'm Sour

Who are you?

I'm Spicy! I'm hot!

Hey! Bam! I'm exciting!

I am Spicy!

I'm crunchy!

You know, like uh, carrot sticks and cookies and peanuts?

Who invited the textures?

People like me! 'C-cause I'm crunchy!

People like me because I'm smooth

Like silk, like a glass of milk

I'm Smooth, how ya doin'?

Well I'm Bitter, I'm bitter like bitter greens

And radicchio and orange peels

I'm Bitter and I don't even want to be here

I'm bland

I'm bland

Well hey, I'm salty

I can help, I'm salty

Hey guys, how's it goin??

Who's that?

I'm Umami

Umami?!

That was the final movement of Antoine Korbajin's "Food Party"

Featuring Ed Shaganoozy on claves

Next up on Radio CAKE, Borrenecade Latios

With The Canadian Snacktime Trilogy